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Bob Robertson

Bob Robertson

United States

Satirical writer exposing political absurdity one punchline at a time. Creator of GOPocalypse Now. If it sounds fake, it probably happened—and I’m here to make it funnier.

llustration of Donald Trump looking distressed beside Kamala Harris calmly speaking, with text reading “Trump Awarded $16M for 'Mental Anguish'”

BREAKING: Trump Wins $16M for “Mental Anguish” Over Kamala Interview—America Loses What’s Left of Its Dignity

After watching Kamala Harris calmly crush a “60 Minutes” interview, President Trump sued for emotional distress—and walked away with $16 million. Yes, really. Here's how America’s most powerful snowflake turned mental anguish into a payday.

J.D. Vance breaking a Senate tie beside a gold Trump perfume bottle labeled “Victory 45-47,” with Capitol dome in background

GOPocalypse Now — The Senate Just Passed Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” and It’s a Flaming Bag of Grift

Trump’s massive tax-and-spending bill just passed the Senate thanks to a tie-breaking vote by VP J.D. Vance. Cuts to healthcare, tax breaks for billionaires—and Trump’s selling cologne through it all. Satire so real it hurts.

Golden perfume bottle shaped like Donald Trump’s head labeled "Victory 45-47"

Trump’s $249 Presidential Perfume Is Real — And It Smells Like Corruption, Desperation, and Eau de Fascism

Trump is now selling $249 cologne in his own golden image. It's not a joke. It's not satire. It's real — and it's peak dictatorship merch.

Supreme Court justices seated behind the bench as glitter falls in the courtroom, symbolizing the high-stakes hearing of Glitter v. Florida.

Glitter v. Florida: The Supreme Court Sparkle Showdown

Florida banned Pride and glitter. Now the Supreme Court is hearing Glitter v. Florida. Can America handle this much sparkle?

Cartoon of Trump tearing a bill, protesters with “No Kings” signs, and Zohran Mamdani speaking at a podium in front of the Supreme Court, symbolizing major 2025 U.S. political events.

U.S. Political News Today: Trump’s Chaos, Mamdani’s Win & SCOTUS Drama

From Iran strikes to progressive wins in NYC, today’s U.S. political news delivers chaos, comedy, and controversy. Satirical recap inside.

Neon sign reading “Pentagon After Dark: Signal Leaks, Meltdowns, and the Speakeasy of Secrets” glowing on a dark brick wall background

Pentagon After Dark: Signal Leaks, Meltdowns, and the Speakeasy of Secrets

Inside the Pentagon’s meltdown machine, where Pete Hegseth leaks intel on Signal, bans the press, and launches briefings from his bunker speakeasy. Satire never smelled so classified.