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Bob Robertson

United States

Satirical writer exposing political absurdity one punchline at a time. Creator of GOPocalypse Now. If it sounds fake, it probably happened—and I’m here to make it funnier.

07

Jun

Big Brother's Big Letdown: MAGA Realizes They’re in the Database Too

2 min read

07

Jun

“Cut Our Funding? Cute. We’ll Just Charge You for the Oxygen.”

1 min read

07

Jun

Trump Threatens “Serious Consequences” If Elon Musk Backs Democrats

2 min read

07

Jun

Trump’s White House Ballroom: Where Democracy Goes to Die (and Tap Dance)

2 min read

06

Jun

Billionaire Breakup: Trump and Musk Battle for the Soul of the GOP (Assuming It Still Has One)

2 min read