Bob Robertson

Bob Robertson

United States
Satirical writer exposing political absurdity one punchline at a time. Creator of GOPocalypse Now. If it sounds fake, it probably happened—and I’m here to make it funnier.
12
Jun

Rand Paul’s “Incredibly Petty” Picnic Drama: The RSVP Heard Round The Swamp

1 min read
11
Jun

🚇 All Aboard the Ego Express: Republicans Want to Rename D.C. Metro the "Trump Train"

2 min read
10
Jun

TRUMP TO HIJACK ARMY’S 250th BIRTHDAY WITH A GIANT, FLAG-WRAPPED EGO PARADE

2 min read
10
Jun

Silencing the Truth: ABC News Just Showed Us What Cowardice Looks Like

2 min read
10
Jun

The GOPocalypse Is Now: A Satirical Survival Guide to America’s Absurd New Normal

1 min read