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Bob Robertson

Bob Robertson

United States

Satirical writer exposing political absurdity one punchline at a time. Creator of GOPocalypse Now. If it sounds fake, it probably happened—and I’m here to make it funnier.

Charlie Kirk Assassination: What We Know, What We Don’t, and the Political Fallout

Charlie Kirk Assassination: What We Know, What We Don’t, and the Political Fallout

Charlie Kirk’s assassination has left the nation with more questions than answers. No suspect, no motive—yet MAGA voices cry “war” while Democrats urge unity. This commentary separates the facts from the spin and warns against weaponizing tragedy.

Police tape and flashing emergency lights at Utah Valley University after the Charlie Kirk shooting.

Charlie Kirk Shot During Utah Valley University Event

Charlie Kirk was shot during a campus event at Utah Valley University on Sept. 10, 2025. A suspect is in custody, the FBI is investigating, and his medical condition has not been disclosed.

“Happy Birthday, Jeffrey — And May Every Day Be Another Wonderful Secret”: Trump’s Worst Greeting Card Ever

“Happy Birthday, Jeffrey — And May Every Day Be Another Wonderful Secret”: Trump’s Worst Greeting Card Ever

House Democrats released a page from Epstein’s 2003 “birthday book” featuring a cheeky note allegedly signed “Donald.” Trump denies it’s his and sued over coverage. We unpack the receipts—and roast the “wonderful secret” line into charcoal.

Donald Trump in a red “Trump Was Right About Everything” hat stands beside a shrinking jobs chart labeled 22,000, with piles of pink slip notices at his feet.

Trump Wears “Right About Everything” Hat While the Jobs Report Proves He’s Wrong About, Well, Everything

Trump’s “Right About Everything” hat met reality with August’s weak jobs report: just 22,000 jobs, rising unemployment, and White House spin. If he’s right about everything, then bankrupt casinos count as “winning.”

Cartoon satire of Trump as wannabe dictator hugging U.S. flag, with National Guard in D.C., a death-penalty gallows, and a flag burning in the background — polyester patriotism run amok.

From ‘Maybe We Like a Dictator’ to Martial Law Lite in D.C.

Trump says “maybe we like a dictator” — then promptly federalized D.C.’s police, pushed death penalties in the District, and signed an order to test flag-burning protections. This isn’t law and order. It’s authoritarian cosplay with a polyester cape.

Cartoon of Pete Hegseth’s pastor calling for public executions and ICE raids, with Pentagon imagery and Confederate symbolism.

Pete Hegseth’s Pastor Calls for Public Executions and Confederate Revival—And the Pentagon Shrugs

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s pastor pal calls for public executions, ICE raids “for Jesus,” and Confederate nostalgia—proof that Christian nationalism isn’t on the fringe, it’s running the Pentagon.

Political cartoon of Mitch McConnell cracking and disintegrating in front of the U.S. Capitol, symbolizing his retirement and political downfall.

Mitch McConnell Retires: America’s Saddest Roomba Finally Powers Down

Mitch McConnell is retiring—not out of honor, but because his body finally gave out. The Senate’s Grim Reaper leaves behind a legacy of rot, cowardice, and Trump servitude.