TrumpCard.gov: Because Dictatorship Looks Best with a Gold Lamé Finish
Trump’s new “TrumpCard” turns immigration into an infomercial. For $1M+, you too can buy residency — and a gold dictatorship card with Dear Leader’s face.
Bob Robertson
Charlie Kirk Assassination: What We Know, What We Don’t, and the Political Fallout
Charlie Kirk’s assassination has left the nation with more questions than answers. No suspect, no motive—yet MAGA voices cry “war” while Democrats urge unity. This commentary separates the facts from the spin and warns against weaponizing tragedy.
Charlie Kirk Shot During Utah Valley University Event
Charlie Kirk was shot during a campus event at Utah Valley University on Sept. 10, 2025. A suspect is in custody, the FBI is investigating, and his medical condition has not been disclosed.
“Happy Birthday, Jeffrey — And May Every Day Be Another Wonderful Secret”: Trump’s Worst Greeting Card Ever
House Democrats released a page from Epstein’s 2003 “birthday book” featuring a cheeky note allegedly signed “Donald.” Trump denies it’s his and sued over coverage. We unpack the receipts—and roast the “wonderful secret” line into charcoal.
Trump Wears “Right About Everything” Hat While the Jobs Report Proves He’s Wrong About, Well, Everything
Trump’s “Right About Everything” hat met reality with August’s weak jobs report: just 22,000 jobs, rising unemployment, and White House spin. If he’s right about everything, then bankrupt casinos count as “winning.”
From ‘Maybe We Like a Dictator’ to Martial Law Lite in D.C.
Trump says “maybe we like a dictator” — then promptly federalized D.C.’s police, pushed death penalties in the District, and signed an order to test flag-burning protections. This isn’t law and order. It’s authoritarian cosplay with a polyester cape.
Pete Hegseth’s Pastor Calls for Public Executions and Confederate Revival—And the Pentagon Shrugs
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s pastor pal calls for public executions, ICE raids “for Jesus,” and Confederate nostalgia—proof that Christian nationalism isn’t on the fringe, it’s running the Pentagon.