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Bob Robertson

Bob Robertson

United States

Satirical writer exposing political absurdity one punchline at a time. Creator of GOPocalypse Now. If it sounds fake, it probably happened—and I’m here to make it funnier.

Abandoned research lab with a dusty folder labeled “HIV Vaccine Research — Paused,” a red AIDS ribbon, and signs reading “June – Pride Month” and “Progress: 10 Years Delayed.”

Cutting HIV Vaccine Funding? Trump’s Admin Just Set Fire to Public Health—Again.

Trump’s White House just erased $258 million in HIV vaccine funding. Not because it failed—because they’re afraid of who it helps. Pride Month, meet GOPocalypse.

A gloved hand paints over the name “USNS Harvey Milk” on a Navy ship, while a rainbow fades in the background.

The Gay Boat Was Just Too Much: Trump’s Defense Dept. Declares War on Pride (And History)

The USNS Harvey Milk—named after a gay Navy vet and civil rights icon—is being renamed by Trump’s Defense Department. Because clearly, nothing terrifies them like a little history with integrity.

Queer electrician wearing a rainbow cape and tool belt, holding a wrench and Harvard diploma, standing confidently in front of a house.

Plungers, Pride, and Pretzels: A Nation Debates Who's Allowed to Fix the Sink

Apparently America can’t handle a gay electrician or a queer Harvard grad. But what if the future is both fabulous and functional?

Satirical image of a burning Texas flag and fake currency labeled Lone Bucks

Texas Secedes, Instantly Declares Bankruptcy, Blames Drag Queens

Texas finally seceded—and immediately faceplanted into bankruptcy, blackout, and barbecue-based economics. With Lone Bucks in flames and Whataburger as its national bank, the Republic of Texit is blaming drag queens for the chaos. Yes, really.

Burning American flag with money in flames, symbolizing chaos from budget cuts

The Reckoning Is Here: When Satire Becomes Policy

Trump’s latest budget proposal isn’t just numbers on a page—it’s Project 2025 in disguise. From gutting Medicaid and veterans’ care to slashing disaster relief and food assistance, this bill doesn’t just target “others”—it’s coming for you. Here’s what you need to know before it’s too late.

Satirical black-and-white collage of six political figures each labeled with a drug: Adderall, Ketamine, Heroin, Cocaine, Alcohol, and Meth.

America's Most Wanted (Prescription): The Pharma Avengers Assemble

Who needs a political party when you’ve got a pharmacological personality? Meet the all-American cabinet of controlled chaos.

Satirical cartoon of a giant blimp shaped like Trump’s head labeled “Air Force Won” floating above cheering supporters as an ethics advisor runs away clutching a document.

Trump Unveils New Air Force One: A Blimp Shaped Like His Head

By Bob Robertson, Chief Correspondent for Aeronautical Egos and Floating Delusions In a bold leap forward for vanity and backward for aviation safety, President Donald J. Trump has announced that the next presidential aircraft will not be a plane—but rather, a blimp shaped exactly like his own head. “It’