MAGA Meltdown: Bannon Wants Elon Deported After Epstein Bombshell
Elon Musk tweeted that Trump is in the Epstein files. Steve Bannon responded by demanding his deportation. MAGA meltdown status: nuclear.
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Musk vs. Trump Goes Galactic: Impeachment, Space Drama & Epstein Grenades
Billionaire brawls just went zero gravity. Elon Musk called for Trump’s impeachment—and now he’s grounding the Dragon spacecraft that NASA depends on. If you were planning to leave Earth soon, better pack snacks.
Big Beautiful Bill”: A Masterclass in Authoritarianism Disguised as Patriotism
While the title sounds like a bad cologne, Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill Act” is actually a legislative chainsaw—shredding healthcare, the courts, and civil rights. This isn’t satire. This is warning.
Trump Declares War on Trains: $4 Billion Slap at California's Future
Trump tried to derail California’s bullet train by pulling $4 billion in funding—only to turbocharge support from Democrats, unions, and Gavin Newsom. Congrats, Don. You played yourself.
BREAKING: Biden Used a Pen. Republicans Demand Nuremberg 2.0.
Trump has Attorney General Pam Bondi and White House Counsel David Warrington investigating whether Joe Biden used an autopen. Yes, a pen. Meanwhile, the House GOP is demanding sworn testimony from every sentient being who saw Biden drink a glass of water. Democracy dies in dysfunction.
Marjorie Taylor Greene's Reading Comprehension: A Tale of Unread Pages and Unforeseen Consequences
In a surprising twist, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene admits she voted for a bill she hadn't fully read, leading to unintended support for a decade-long ban on state AI regulations.
Welcome to America! That’ll Be $1,000, Please.
The Trump administration wants to charge tourists $1,000 to skip the visa line. Because nothing says “welcome” like a high-interest hospitality fee.