Plungers, Pride, and Pretzels: A Nation Debates Who's Allowed to Fix the Sink Apparently America can’t handle a gay electrician or a queer Harvard grad. But what if the future is both fabulous and functional?
Texas Secedes, Instantly Declares Bankruptcy, Blames Drag Queens Texas finally seceded—and immediately faceplanted into bankruptcy, blackout, and barbecue-based economics. With Lone Bucks in flames and Whataburger as its national bank, the Republic of Texit is blaming drag queens for the chaos. Yes, really.
The Reckoning Is Here: When Satire Becomes Policy Trump’s latest budget proposal isn’t just numbers on a page—it’s Project 2025 in disguise. From gutting Medicaid and veterans’ care to slashing disaster relief and food assistance, this bill doesn’t just target “others”—it’s coming for you. Here’s what you need to know before it’s too late.
America's Most Wanted (Prescription): The Pharma Avengers Assemble Who needs a political party when you’ve got a pharmacological personality? Meet the all-American cabinet of controlled chaos.
Trump Unveils New Air Force One: A Blimp Shaped Like His Head By Bob Robertson, Chief Correspondent for Aeronautical Egos and Floating Delusions In a bold leap forward for vanity and backward for aviation safety, President Donald J. Trump has announced that the next presidential aircraft will not be a plane—but rather, a blimp shaped exactly like his own head. “It’
Trump’s Meme Coin Gala: Where Ethics Go to Die in a Gold-Plated Golf Cart Trump’s meme coin gala featured filet mignon, foreign investors, and a deleted White House tour invite—because nothing says ethics like crypto-funded caviar.