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Bob Robertson

Bob Robertson

United States

Satirical writer exposing political absurdity one punchline at a time. Creator of GOPocalypse Now. If it sounds fake, it probably happened—and I’m here to make it funnier.

Cartoon of Gavin Newsom confidently confronting a flustered Trump in a dramatic standoff, surrounded by protest signs and federal funding invoices.

“Cut Our Funding? Cute. We’ll Just Charge You for the Oxygen.”

When Trump threatened to slash California’s federal funding, Governor Newsom didn’t flinch—he fired back with the full force of facts, fury, and fiscal truth. Welcome to the California clapback.

Cartoon image of a tense political scene with a red-tie politician shouting at a smug tech figure near a sign reading “Loyalty Meetings Held Daily – Or Else.”

Trump Threatens “Serious Consequences” If Elon Musk Backs Democrats

Trump threatens Elon Musk for daring to consider democracy. In today’s GOP, loyalty isn't earned—it's demanded at billboard size.

Cartoon of a Trump-themed ballroom attached to the White House, with chandeliers, red carpet, and signs reading “MAGA Gala – No Facts, Just Vibes.” A satire of authoritarian excess.

Trump’s White House Ballroom: Where Democracy Goes to Die (and Tap Dance)

While the country struggles, Trump’s planning a gold-plated ballroom at the White House—because nothing says “dictator cosplay” like chandeliers and unchecked delusion.

Pixel art video game screen parody featuring Trump with a spray-tan flamethrower and Musk with a Tesla drone. Text reads “2028 Primary Kombat – Select Player.”

Billionaire Breakup: Trump and Musk Battle for the Soul of the GOP (Assuming It Still Has One)

Trump and Musk are in the throes of a toxic power struggle, and the GOP is caught in the middle like a child choosing which deranged parent to live with. Spoiler: neither has snacks.

Cartoon of Trump and a California surfer in a tug-of-war over a “Federal Grants” dollar sign, with a worried UC bear caught in the middle holding a science beaker.

Trump’s War on California’s Brain Cells: Cutting Funds, Not the Crap

Donald Trump is once again throwing a tantrum big enough to register on the Richter scale—this time by threatening to slash California’s university funding. Apparently, thinking critically is a national security threat now.

Elon Musk in a spacesuit holds a sign reading “I tweeted the Epstein files. Oops.” while a MAGA judge slams a “Deport Him” gavel in a courtroom filled with torn Trump banners.

MAGA Meltdown: Bannon Wants Elon Deported After Epstein Bombshell

Elon Musk tweeted that Trump is in the Epstein files. Steve Bannon responded by demanding his deportation. MAGA meltdown status: nuclear.

Cartoon of Donald Trump trying to board a SpaceX Dragon capsule labeled "SPACE CONTRACTS" while Elon Musk smirks and presses a giant "SELF-DESTRUCT" button.

Musk vs. Trump Goes Galactic: Impeachment, Space Drama & Epstein Grenades

Billionaire brawls just went zero gravity. Elon Musk called for Trump’s impeachment—and now he’s grounding the Dragon spacecraft that NASA depends on. If you were planning to leave Earth soon, better pack snacks.