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Bob Robertson

Bob Robertson

United States

Satirical writer exposing political absurdity one punchline at a time. Creator of GOPocalypse Now. If it sounds fake, it probably happened—and I’m here to make it funnier.

Trump disbands Russia task force in 2025; task force vanished before action, allies confused. Satirical image with headline and bullet points mocking Trump’s foreign policy flip-flop.

BREAKING: Trump Disbands His Own Russia Task Force — Because, Well… Russia

Trump quietly shuts down a task force designed to pressure Russia on Ukraine. Because why confront Putin when you can just pretend it never existed? NATO’s facepalming.

Cartoon of Trump at desk holding executive order firing NRC chair, with exaggerated features, clapping aides behind him, satirizing nuclear safety shakeup.

Nuclear Safety Fired by Email: Trump’s Radioactive Deregulation Comedy

Trump fires NRC chair via email, replacing nuclear safety with loyalty. What could possibly go wrong? Satirical take on the radioactive consequences.

Cartoon illustration of voters in line at a Voter ID Checkpoint with stacks of documents; official stamping "REJECTED" while mail ballots fly from a broken mail truck.

Trump’s Voter Crackdown Fails (Again)

Trump tried to make voting harder than renewing your license. A federal judge reminded him the Constitution still exists. Spoiler: Trump loses (again).

Graphic reads “Homeland Security or Homeland Circus? Kristi Noem’s California Power Trip” with a red crown inside a parody DHS badge.

Homeland Security or Homeland Circus? Kristi Noem’s California Power Trip

Kristi Noem isn’t securing the border — she’s running MAGA theater at DHS: troops, arrests, and authoritarian cosplay in California. No Kings. No Dictators. Ever.

Protesters hold signs reading "No Kings," "Defend Democracy," and "One Nation, No Dictators" beneath a red crown symbol, emphasizing resistance to authoritarianism.

OPINION: No Kings — The Protest That MAGA Can't Handle

The No Kings protests aren't about tantrums — they're about defending democracy from the authoritarian rot MAGA keeps spreading. This isn’t a game. This is the line.

Satirical cartoon of Rand Paul, toddler banned from picnic, debt ceiling thermometer, tanks, and Trump waving from a gold picnic table in front of White House with $5 trillion admission sign.

Rand Paul’s “Incredibly Petty” Picnic Drama: The RSVP Heard Round The Swamp

Rand Paul’s picnic invitation turns into political blackmail. Trillions fly, tanks roll, and toddlers get evicted. Welcome to 2025.

Satirical subway train labeled “Ego Express” mocking GOP proposal to rename DC Metro “Trump Train” under Florida Congressman Greg Steube’s WMAGA Act.

🚇 All Aboard the Ego Express: Republicans Want to Rename D.C. Metro the "Trump Train"

Florida GOP proposes renaming DC Metro the “Trump Train” in latest MAGA stunt — because fixing public transit is apparently less important than worshipping Dear Leader.