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Bob Robertson

Bob Robertson

United States

Satirical writer exposing political absurdity one punchline at a time. Creator of GOPocalypse Now. If it sounds fake, it probably happened—and I’m here to make it funnier.

Donald Trump holding a glowing sign that says “Russia Hoax 2.0” at a political rally, referencing his 2025 DOJ investigation into the origins of the Russia probe

Trump’s DOJ Opens a Time Portal to 2016—Because Apparently That’s Easier Than Governing in 2025

Trump’s Justice Department, led by America’s favorite Florida retiree cosplay queen Pam Bondi, is launching a grand jury probe into the origins of the Russia investigation—because why not weaponize nostalgia and federal law enforcement?

Trump on golden throne destroying job reports that make him look bad

Trump Fires Jobs Chief for Telling the Truth — Employment Numbers Now Subject to Executive Approval

After a “disrespectful” July jobs report, President Trump fired the nation’s top labor statistician and replaced her with someone who “doesn’t make sad graphs.” Welcome to the Ministry of Jobaganda.

Beef price inflation 2025 satire — steak price label and dollar bills

Beefflation 2025: When a Pound of Meat Out-Earns You

Ground beef now costs $6.12 a pound—almost an hour’s pay at minimum wage. But President Trump says we’re “winning.” If by winning, he means we can’t afford tacos without a payday loan, then yes—victory never tasted so overcooked.

A magic show stage with Trump and Tulsi in magician outfits pulling a “Russia” banner from a hat while Epstein files burn in the background.

The Grand Distraction: Russia Hoax vs. Epstein Files

Facing renewed scrutiny over Epstein, Trump dusts off the old Russia “hoax” playbook—now starring Tulsi Gabbard. Theatrics, lies, and diversions.

Satirical image of Donald Trump standing in a graveyard next to a tombstone reading "R.I.P OSHA," symbolizing the rollback of workplace safety regulations under his administration.

Trump’s Bold New Workplace Safety Plan: “Just Don’t Get Hurt, Losers”

Trump is gutting OSHA protections, turning job sites into danger zones. This satirical exposé digs up the truth behind his deadly deregulation spree.

Satirical cartoon of top political stories from July 2025

The GOPocalypse Now Weekly Roast

From ‘whoopin’ Putin to wholesale diplomatic cleanouts, this week’s political news delivered prime roast material. Let’s dig into the juiciest top five spectacles ripe for satire.

Aerial view of Alcatraz Island with historic prison buildings, lighthouse, and ruins, surrounded by San Francisco Bay.

Alcatraz 2.0: Trump’s MAGA Prison Island Plans Include Gold Toilets, Fox News in Every Cell

Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz as a federal prison. It's not just absurd—it's illegal, performative, and a chilling glimpse at authoritarian fantasy.