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Bob Robertson

United States

Satirical writer exposing political absurdity one punchline at a time. Creator of GOPocalypse Now. If it sounds fake, it probably happened—and I’m here to make it funnier.

20

Jun

BREAKING: Trump Crowned “Asshole of the Century” by American Proctologists

2 min read

20

Jun

“President Trump Declares War on Holidays: Juneteenth ‘Too Expensive,’ Suggests Americans Celebrate Emancipation While Working Overtime”

2 min read

19

Jun

BREAKING: Senate GOP Launches Investigation Into Biden’s Age… Even Though He’s Not the President Anymore

2 min read

18

Jun

TRUMP TEASES WORLD WAR III LIKE IT'S A SEASON FINALE

2 min read

17

Jun

Operation Chaos: Trump’s Deportation Drama Hits Blue States Like a Ton of Red Hats

3 min read