About GOPocalypse Now

Welcome to GOPocalypse Now, the independent, unhinged, and unfiltered publication chronicling America’s slow-motion collapse into a reality show with worse writing and bigger guns.

Founded in May 2025, this project exists as a public service for everyone watching democracy turn into a MAGA fan convention and wondering, “Is this really happening?” (Spoiler: yes, it is, and it’s somehow getting dumber.)

Our Mission: Mock the Madness

We are here to document delusions, drag dictators-in-waiting, and call out every fascist cosplay photo op, evangelical meltdown, and billionaire-funded tantrum cluttering your news feed.

If you think Donald Trump is less of a politician and more of a walking DSM-5 entry, congratulations. You have found your people.

What You Get

Full Access, No Gatekeeping

Your subscription unlocks everything from our past investigations to our future rants. Think of it as your private war room, fully stocked with receipts, rage, and reason.

Fresh Fire, Straight to Your Inbox

We send every update directly to your inbox. No algorithm manipulation, no billionaire overlords, and no filters. Just truth with a side of sarcasm delivered when it matters most.

Find Your People

This is not just a website. It is a sanctuary for the outspoken, the fed-up, and the fabulous. Around here, calling out hypocrisy is not “radical.” It is an act of self-care.

Our Promise

We do not make things up. That is the GOP’s job.
Every story we publish is based on credible journalism, public records, or direct quotes, then filtered through a lens of biting absurdity.

This is not parody for parody’s sake.
It is political commentary with teeth, sarcasm with sources, and laughter as a form of resistance.

So grab your beverage of choice, take a deep breath, and subscribe for weekly proof that no, it is not just you. It is all batsh*t.

Thank you for supporting independent media that bites back.
You are not just keeping us online. You are helping keep democracy alive, one post, roast, and righteous rant at a time.

Contact

📬 editor@gopocalypse-now.com
📍 Based in the United States. Occasionally lucid. Frequently furious.